Verse:

In a time or deep despair, in a land of desolation
The cities awash with human victims of mutant mutilation

WHO WILL COME AND SAVE US!?!

Heroes of old have long passed away, will we have no salvation?
Let a new hope arise, long hair but short on the side,
A heavy metal revelation

HE IS THE ONE THEY CALL:

Chorus:

MULLETOR!
Saving the day and leading the charge to victory
MULLETOR!
Savior and Saint let us sing his glorious history

Verse:

Does best when he’s drinkin’ acts without thinking,
Got no time for cogitation
Talk less with his lips & more with his fist,
Aint no failure at communication
Women swoon when they see him mount his steed,
He’s the object of their adulation
He tears up the dirt in his wife beater shirt,
Leavin’ all the ladies palpitations…CAUSE HE’S:

Chorus

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