Verse:

Out of the wasteland and into the sun, here he comes:
HARD NOSE ROCKIN’!
A metal machine in stone-washed jeans, he’s the one:
BIG BLOCK STOCKIN’!
His weapon unsheathed and under the teeth, Whoa can you see him:
SHOTGUN COCKIN’!
He rides so high that his enemies fly, that son-of-a-gun:
JUST KEEPS ON ROCKIN’!

Chorus:

Faster, Mulletor faster
You’ve got to ride
Faster!
We know you are the master turning the tide!

Verse:

Out of the rubble, here comes trouble – all the the children say:
HE’S OUR HERO!
Cleansing the mutant land with his fearsome pimp hand, when he’s done he:
DRINKS SOME BEERO!
He like women young, he likes them old – he’s number one:
HE’S OUR HERO!
He loves the ladies, never leaves em’ cold – on a date he:
DON’T PAY IN EUROS!

Chorus:

Bridge:

OH NO!…They say he their messiah
OH NO!…They say he’s immune to mutant fire!

©mulletormusic 2006