Chorus 1:

Booze, Babes, Beer!
Booze, Babes, Beer!
Booze, Babes, Beer!
Booze, Babes, Beer!

Verse:

I’m a drivin; through the land
My guns are fully loaded.
Burstin’ out and packin’ heat,
Ready to explode yea!

Mutant corpses under my feet,
Gets me so excited.
Gimme some girls, gimme some hams,
My crotch is so ignited!

Ridin’ faster every hour,
Can’t wait till tomorrow.
You just better fear my Mullet,
Gonna bring you sorrow!

Now I’m gonna kick your ass,
You can’t bring me down.
My hair alone can fuck you up,
It’s my holy crown!

Chorus 2:

Booze, Babes, Beer!
What I want every nite!
Booze, Babes, Beer!
Kick some ass! Win the fight!
Booze, Babes, Beer!
Your face is gonna meet my fist!
Booze, Babes, Beer!
Puke on the floor! Sleep in my piss!

Verse:

Girls all dig the way I ride,
My guns gleam in the sun
They like the engine between my thighs
They know I’m the one.

Fill my brains with alcohol
And you’ll know I’m the man!
Oh crap, I gotta take a piss,
Where’s the fuckin’ can!

Chorus 2:

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