See him rise, see him grow
In masculine perfection
His muscles gleaming
His Manhood Teeming
In a mighty metal erection

Strong, Long
Beating his way to the sky
Rough, Tough
Send up the battle cry

Mullet Machine
So mighty, so mean
Strike at the heart of your foe!

Mullet Machine
So hungry, so lean
Deliver us from all our woe!

See it shine, see it flow
Down upon his shoulders
His mullet steaming,
Young women screaming
As Mulletor silently smoulders

Long in the back, Short on the sides
Long in the back, Short on the sides

©mulletormusic 2006